I have no time for your mockeries, I'm approaching your location as we speak to take your defenseless head. To insinuate that I play with myself, what foolish fuckery
Silence wench! I'll enjoy letting Voldo fuck you senseless once I take your fruity ass back to my castle and torture you first! Then, I'll find that demon girlfriend of yours and fuck her too!
His name is Voldo, and Tira is perfectly fine how she is, because she's a servant of Soul Edge! Now that my time was wasted speaking with you, I shall gather an army, one that is not necessary and take over this universe! Will you be one of us, or one of the deceased?
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Oh wow, I feel sooo honored.
Piss off already would ya?
I'll make a puppet out of you! Just you wait.
Breaking news: User, BLU Spy's Head, is still waiting.
Are you still there? This has become entertaining. I shall make you my jester!
WOW, how could I deny such an offer?
Like this; no you wont.
If you won't join Soul Edge, you'll just die with the rest!
You call yourself soul edge? Talk about an edgy fucking name, I might just die from laughter if you start shouting that.
Soul Edge is my master! He takes the form of my sword, and he feeds off of delicious souls and corruption! Admire him in all his glory!
Your master takes the form of your "sword"? Im fairly certain thats enough to file a sexual harassment claim, so you might wanna look into that.
And if you make admire your "sword" rest assured Im going to file a claim against the both of you.
I'll kill you with one hand!
Your right? Cause you got a serious case of masturbation arm there.
Fuck off, at least my arm is connected to my body!
Rude. And so is mine, its my head that isnt.
Not when I'm done with it!
You gonna yank my arms of like you yank your dick?
Cause with an arm like that you're probably pretty hard on it.
I have no time for your mockeries, I'm approaching your location as we speak to take your defenseless head. To insinuate that I play with myself, what foolish fuckery
So not only do you want me to admire you "sword", now you want to "take me" as well?
Not so fast there pretty boy, at least ask me out first.
Silence wench! I'll enjoy letting Voldo fuck you senseless once I take your fruity ass back to my castle and torture you first! Then, I'll find that demon girlfriend of yours and fuck her too!
Who in gods name is Voldo? Another member of yiur larping club?
And there aint no ass meatier than mine, so your gonna have to be a bit more creative than just torturing me.
Also, good luck with that. She isn't some basic bitch like Tira, she has standards.
Tira is nowhere close to basic! And Voodoo is one of my loyal puppet servants.
What is his name now? Voldo or Voodoo?
And Tira is as basic as you can get, because just like you, she barely listens.
His name is Voldo, and Tira is perfectly fine how she is, because she's a servant of Soul Edge! Now that my time was wasted speaking with you, I shall gather an army, one that is not necessary and take over this universe! Will you be one of us, or one of the deceased?
No she is not.
Took you long enough to notice.
Good luck with that.
I'll be alive and kicking without joining your little larping club.
Enjoy your last days alive, for you shall die very soon! And you shall become food for Soul Edge!
Yeah yeah, thats what they all say, now go swing that foam sword of yours somewhere else please.
I am, for a matter of fact, still waiting.
Here I lie in wait, waiting for the day you come to take me away, only to be turned back by the hands of faith, and a swift kick in the balls.
Still waiting
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