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.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

familial bonds? huh, I guess those are actually important to meatbags

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

I must do whatever I can to help my family! 

 

But enough about me, how have you been?

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

it's funny that you should bring upu family, as a man with godly abilities has been calling me his son, and it's quite disturbing, as such, my opinions on the idea of family have decreased rapidly

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

I see, was Vexx there?

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Why yes I fact she was, actually got half of herself crushed while we were fighting him,  I had to use the last of the pure holy magic I had to keep her alive

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

WHAT?!

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Yea in the end I had to use a shard to replace the half she lost, sadly she already broke off her improved prosthetics and regrew her normal body back, what a waste of a shard, oh and speaking of which, she told me she has something she needs to tell you, it seems as if she's finally starting to come round

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

She did?! When was the last time you saw her?!

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Well aren't you desperate, the last time I spoke to her was quite a while ago, but I'm sure if you holar loud enough, she'll come to you, she also seemed quite desperate to find you

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

Vraiment?! Ne taquine pas ainsi la pauvre petite Solanine!

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Tease?! What? Nooooo! I wouldn't tease my employees when it comes to LOVE, a feeling that I find to be utterly pointless

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

Oh you definitely would!

 

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Well Ian that rude of you to make assumptions? I might eventually care enough to stop

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

Don't! You're a funny man!

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Well aren't you flattering, I guess I'll continue to keep bullying you and vexx about your strange relationship with each other

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

Ok!

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Anyways I'm going to sleep for tonight, have a good night

Solanine's picture
Joined: 04/03/2022

Goodnight Maître! See you at work!

Wade Wilson's picture
Joined: 09/08/2022

Youre a fuckin crazy person aint ya? 

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

well would you look at that! the immortal merc has been unbanned

Wade Wilson's picture
Joined: 09/08/2022

Ya aint gotta sugarcoat things for me sweetheart!

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

I thought that name was reserved for females

Wade Wilson's picture
Joined: 09/08/2022

Of course not, Deadpool dont discriminate! 

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

if that's the case, then please refrain from calling me that, I dislike such sticky and sour names

Wade Wilson's picture
Joined: 09/08/2022

Alright, I aint want ya to chop my arms off and sell em or some shit!

Ryan Rodney Reynolds's picture
Joined: 23/11/2022

Damn you're hot 

.The Game Master.'s picture
Joined: 12/09/2021

Your limbs wouldn't sell grains of sand on the market, no what would really sell would be you healing factor, I'll bet people would get a kick out of an immortal man

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

When a person invents their own species as a furry OC, we should give them a costume of their OC, set them free on a large but closed off plot of land, and hunt them for sport.

That way they can still be somewhat useful, as a hunting trophy.

Jock Cranley's picture
Joined: 30/11/2020

Sounds good for me. I'm in! But i'll fight for the faction of my own, lying somewhere in the bushes with suppressed SR-25 up my hand. 

Gustaaf Verschraegen's picture
Joined: 24/05/2020

Do as you wish, but dont come crying when the napalm drops and fortunate son starts playing.

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